An Aam-Aadmi filed affidavit to change their name to Khaas-Aadmi

New Delhi: A residential of Chandni Chowk and accidentally become famous in recent days, an ‘Aam Adami’ filed affidavit to change their name to ‘Khaas Aadmi’, meaning special person. ‘Aam Aadmi’ reach out to first class magistrate with all necessary documents with duly attested copy of affidavit. We found Aam Aadmi hold photos of street march, candle march and few photos holding banner of corruption, inflation and rape as proof of origin.

Before filing affidavit, Aam Aadmi hold rally from Rajpath to Chandni chowk followed by press conference. When journalist asked Aam Aadmi, “Why he doing street march for just sake of his change in the name in such wee hours”. Then Aam Aadmi said, "there is legal provision to advertise change in name in daily local newspaper, however I personally do not trust in news media, all media is paid and they only publish news in interest of either Congress or BJP. I believe in street march as Mahatma Gandhi teach us to have such rallies to send your message in masses. On the other hand this march will be useful to prove myself as ‘Aam Aadmi’ next to magistrate.’

A puzzled journalists asked another question, "Why Aam Aadmi filing affidavit to change their name to Khaas Aadmi?" An Aam Aadmi said, "When I go anywhere and say I am Hindu, society call I'm agent of RSS. If I call myself Muslim, I categorized as congress’s vote bank. In recent days, if I call myself an Aam Aadmi, anyone around me either slap or through ink. So that I decided to change my name to ‘Khaas Aadmi’". Upon giving details on new name he said ‘Khaas Aadmi is like three monkey of Gandhi, who act as they never see, speak or hear anything even he do. The explanation on new name stunned everyone in press-conference hall. 

When journalists seek more clarification on new name, an ‘Aam Aadmi’ run away from press conference and rush to his Maruti-800 by putting on his muffler on mouth and ear. PTI reported that they found ‘Aam Aadmi’ wearing black goggle on his eyes with muffler wrapped his face when he came out of magistrate office to prove that he become ‘Khaas Aadmi’ now. 

Reportedly twitter declared topic 'Khaas Aadmi' trending globally and people asking where to donate to revamp the image of 'Khaas Aadmi' back to 'Aam Aadmi'. However one of the political analyst comment on the condition of anonymity that it will take years to regain reputation of 'Aam Aadmi' in India territory and it is better to call him as 'Khaas Aadmi' instead.